My 8-bit Vanity Project.
Halloween 2013: I Just Became Aware of Nightmare on Elm St. Pinball.
How the hell did this Nightmare machine slip by me!? And almost as important, how is Nightmare Machine not a band? If there were only two things I truly love allowed to continue existing in this world, they would have nothing to do with Freddy Krueger or pinball, but dammit that combo could feasibly crack my top ten. I mean, just look at it. It is beautiful. How can Star Trek: TNG and Addams Family tables have such a rabid following but not one based on arguably the most popular series of horror films ever made? Does it suck? I’m calling it right now: NO, it does not suck. In fact there is simply no way it isn’t awesome and I have to figure out a way to get to a physical cabinet at some point during the next two months. I cannot continue this pathetic, hollow excuse for a life without tilting that son of a bitch at least once.

Halloween 2013: I Just Became Aware of Nightmare on Elm St. Pinball.

How the hell did this Nightmare machine slip by me!? And almost as important, how is Nightmare Machine not a band? If there were only two things I truly love allowed to continue existing in this world, they would have nothing to do with Freddy Krueger or pinball, but dammit that combo could feasibly crack my top ten. I mean, just look at it. It is beautiful. How can Star Trek: TNG and Addams Family tables have such a rabid following but not one based on arguably the most popular series of horror films ever made? Does it suck? I’m calling it right now: NO, it does not suck. In fact there is simply no way it isn’t awesome and I have to figure out a way to get to a physical cabinet at some point during the next two months. I cannot continue this pathetic, hollow excuse for a life without tilting that son of a bitch at least once.


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