My 8-bit Vanity Project.
Former Criterion Head Honcho Blames Lack of NFS:MW Wii U Success on EA, Nintendo, God, Kittens, etc.

“F*#% EVERYONE.” says Mr. Poopy Pants

AYE, this one hurts. According to the headline I just wrote, somebody’s talkin’ some trash! *Does that neck swerve thing* This time the anger stems from one Alex Ward, who in addition to hopping aboard my shit-list, also co-founded Criterion games (aka the studio that made Burnout 2: Point of Impact for GameCube). Mr. Ward let loose quite a string on something called Twitter yesterday, discussing the course of action for his new software development company. Their plans include the intention to produce content for any hardware that will allow them to self publish. Well, not including Nintendo’s struggling home console of course. Apparently there’s quite a bit of bad blood swimming around in regards to both EA and Nintendo’s lack of marketing assistance for their work on the Need For Speed: Most Wanted port last year. A game that was a massive commercial failure, even for a Wii U game. The following images were captured for this article using the internet:

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Former Criterion Head Honcho Blames Lack of NFS:MW Wii U Success on EA, Nintendo, God, Kittens, etc.

“F*#% EVERYONE.” says Mr. Poopy Pants

AYE, this one hurts. According to the headline I just wrote, somebody’s talkin’ some trash! *Does that neck swerve thing* This time the anger stems from one Alex Ward, who in addition to hopping aboard my shit-list, also co-founded Criterion games (aka the studio that made Burnout 2: Point of Impact for GameCube). Mr. Ward let loose quite a string on something called Twitter yesterday, discussing the course of action for his new software development company. Their plans include the intention to produce content for any hardware that will allow them to self publish. Well, not including Nintendo’s struggling home console of course. Apparently there’s quite a bit of bad blood swimming around in regards to both EA and Nintendo’s lack of marketing assistance for their work on the Need For Speed: Most Wanted port last year. A game that was a massive commercial failure, even for a Wii U game. The following images were captured for this article using the internet:

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A memorable one for sure.

(via mummyshark)



BEHOLD! The Fifth Year of Shigeru’s List is Upon Us!
And I promise I’ll start posting again as soon as possible! Real life has been super hectic since the holidays and I haven’t had much time left over to play any video games let alone sit down and try/fail to come up with snarky jokes about them. That poor Link Between Worlds cartridge has been sitting in my 3DS untouched for weeks now! AYE, I’m so out of the loop. Nintendo is still cool right? In the meantime thank you for all of the support this past near half decade.
This is all for you <3

BEHOLD! The Fifth Year of Shigeru’s List is Upon Us!

And I promise I’ll start posting again as soon as possible! Real life has been super hectic since the holidays and I haven’t had much time left over to play any video games let alone sit down and try/fail to come up with snarky jokes about them. That poor Link Between Worlds cartridge has been sitting in my 3DS untouched for weeks now! AYE, I’m so out of the loop. Nintendo is still cool right? In the meantime thank you for all of the support this past near half decade.

This is all for you <3



Cheers to 2014.

Let’s make a better year.



To hell with going out, here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ll be kissing once Midnight rolls around.
Happy New Year, everyone! And thanks for reading all of my stupid shit!

To hell with going out, here’s what I’ll be kissing once Midnight rolls around.

Happy New Year, everyone! And thanks for reading all of my stupid shit!



whatdidieatlastnight:


Nope. Those aren’t sausages or burnt up hot dogs. Our old pals at 7/11 came up with this abomination called the “cheeseburger stick” (see previous WDIELN) a while back and apparently I can’t get enough. One long shaft of hamburger meat with cheddar chunks needled in and slowly cooked for several hours over a hot roller? Genius. I doubled up one night and as you can see, the result is a glorious mess. 
- Ray
I&#8217;ve decided to resurrect the &#8220;What Did I Eat Last Night&#8221; site I made on tumblr a few years back. And by resurrect, I mean I finally remembered the email account/password combo to log in. This should be totally embarrassing.
Click here to head on over to the main page.

whatdidieatlastnight:

Nope. Those aren’t sausages or burnt up hot dogs. Our old pals at 7/11 came up with this abomination called the “cheeseburger stick” (see previous WDIELN) a while back and apparently I can’t get enough. One long shaft of hamburger meat with cheddar chunks needled in and slowly cooked for several hours over a hot roller? Genius. I doubled up one night and as you can see, the result is a glorious mess. 

- Ray

I’ve decided to resurrect the “What Did I Eat Last Night” site I made on tumblr a few years back. And by resurrect, I mean I finally remembered the email account/password combo to log in. This should be totally embarrassing.

Click here to head on over to the main page.



From all of us here in Talahomi as well as the various sites I blog on, we wish you a truly wonderful holiday. 
Merry Christmas!
Time to gain a few pounds. 

From all of us here in Talahomi as well as the various sites I blog on, we wish you a truly wonderful holiday. 

Merry Christmas!

Time to gain a few pounds. 



&#8220;You&#8217;re nothing to me until you&#8217;re everything.&#8221;
Saw this tonight with my sister and holy FUCK. It&#8217;s a rare thing when a movie actually manages to meet or even surpass your expectations, so you&#8217;ve got to really roll around in it when it does. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new classic.
Amy Adams is the hottest human alive.

You’re nothing to me until you’re everything.

Saw this tonight with my sister and holy FUCK. It’s a rare thing when a movie actually manages to meet or even surpass your expectations, so you’ve got to really roll around in it when it does. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new classic.

Amy Adams is the hottest human alive.



Christmas 2013: A Tale From the Darkside to Terrify and Delight!
Well, ladies and nerds: I’m calling it for 2013 and taking a much needed break from writing to observe the holidays for the rest of December. And by “observe” I really mean suffering through yet another trip back to my hometown. I can’t wait to spend the next week or so avoiding going outside unless I absolutely have to so I don’t run into the hundreds of people I have no desire to see. On the plus side, I’ll be staying with close friends and they have an awesome fireplace to cozy up next to. Oh, and there’s a Long John Silvers near the house. I’ve got it bad for those little hush puppies. I’ll probably pop in on Christmas day and post an image or something, but until then consider this post my official “Happy Holidays” to the lot of you.
Time to yap about some scary stuff.
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Christmas 2013: A Tale From the Darkside to Terrify and Delight!

Well, ladies and nerds: I’m calling it for 2013 and taking a much needed break from writing to observe the holidays for the rest of December. And by “observe” I really mean suffering through yet another trip back to my hometown. I can’t wait to spend the next week or so avoiding going outside unless I absolutely have to so I don’t run into the hundreds of people I have no desire to see. On the plus side, I’ll be staying with close friends and they have an awesome fireplace to cozy up next to. Oh, and there’s a Long John Silvers near the house. I’ve got it bad for those little hush puppies. I’ll probably pop in on Christmas day and post an image or something, but until then consider this post my official “Happy Holidays” to the lot of you.

Time to yap about some scary stuff.

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Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Today’s Song is all About Cocaine!
We’re still five days away from Christmas but I’m going for it. This track is the second to make our calendar from Diddy Kong Racing and also just happens to be my favorite Christmasy video game music of all time. If you haven’t guessed which theme it is by now, well then what are you waiting for?
Click Here to Open Door #21!

Holidorks Musical Advent Calendar 2013: Today’s Song is all About Cocaine!

We’re still five days away from Christmas but I’m going for it. This track is the second to make our calendar from Diddy Kong Racing and also just happens to be my favorite Christmasy video game music of all time. If you haven’t guessed which theme it is by now, well then what are you waiting for?

Click Here to Open Door #21!